After a couple of glasses of wine.......

The husband leans over and asks his wife, 'Do you remember the first

time we had sex together over 50 years ago? We went behind this very

tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to

you.'

Yes,she says, 'I remember it well.''OK,' he says, 'how about taking a

stroll around there again and we can do it for old time's sake?'

'Oh, Charlie, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but good idea!'

A police officer sitting in the next booth heard their conversation

and, having a chuckle to himself, he thinks to himself, 'I've got to

see these two old-timers having sex against a fence. I'll just keep an

eye on them so there's no trouble.' So he follows them.

The elderly couple walks haltingly along, leaning on each other for

support aided by walking sticks. Finally, they get to the back of the

tavern and make their way to the fence.

The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man drops his trousers. As

she leans against the fence, the old man moves in.

Then suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that the policeman

has ever seen. This goes on for about ten minutes while both are

making loud noises and moaning and screaming. Finally, they both

collapse, panting on the ground.

The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something about life

and old age that he didn't know.

After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old

couple struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on.

The policeman is still watching and thinks to himself, 'this is truly

amazing. I've got to ask them what their secret is!' So, as the couple

passes, he says to them, 'Excuse me, but that was something else!! You

must've had a fantastic sex life together! Is there some sort of

secret to this?'

Shaking, the old man is barely able to reply, 'Fifty years ago that

wasn't an electric fence.'